REVIEWS FROM MY VINYL COLLECTION

Day: April 24, 2021

BULLETBOYS – s/t

These guys were up against it right from the get go as they were being touted as the next Van Halen – and we all know boys and girls that that just isn’t happening. I get the similarities for sure, definitely with the image of the Dave Lee Roth wannabe in vocalist Marq Torien, but musically they were a lot different with a much simpler approach. I remember going to Nottingham Rock City to see them when they first came over, and they were good, but they only played for 48 minutes and see ya.

Hard As Rock gets things under way nicely – a good rockin’ tune and very blues based in structure. The not very subtle, Smooth Up In Ya, is next and is a typical hair rock anthem of the time. Owed To Joe follows and has that LA sleazy rock n roll vibe to it, and Torien shows what a powerful voice he has. Shoot The Preacher Down arrives and this is where they try to be VH – its very Hot For Teacher, but not a bad tune nonetheless. For The Love Of Money closes out Side 1 and is the weakest song so far.

Side 2 starts with the sleazy groove of Kissin Kitty, and you should be runnin’ to the wardrobe to unearth the spandex by now. The intro to Hell On My Heels reminds me of Kiss and it’s my least favourite track on the album. Crank Me Up is the out and out rocker on the album and is a great track. This should loosen up the dandruff. The super sleazy riff of Badlands is the intro to the penultimate track on the album, and is another great track – especially as they change the groove near the end. F#9 closes out the album and is the ultimate sleaze out rocker, lyrically as well as musically.

I know they are still going today, but they have fallen way down the food chain. The first three albums were the only ones that mattered, in fact, this is the best and the other two were very patchy. If someone was to release a best of, it would be killer, but they could never quite make a killer album. This is the one that came closest.

9/10 from The Grooveman.

JUDAS PRIEST – British Steel

Priest had been knocking on the door of the Premier League of Bands for two albums before this one was released, asthey were just missing that certain song to join the big leagues. With British Steel everything came together for them, as two non metal tunes, Breaking The Law, and Living After Midnight, would give the band the success they deserved. When you mention the term heavy metal, Priest are the first band to top your list. The twin guitar attack of KK and Glen, the solid rhythm section that holds that groove down, and the ultimate metal Front Man with Rob Halford – what a perfect band for this type of metal.

So we go straight into Rapid Fire, no intro, just boom!!! Keeping it simple and catchy with the riffs and the unforgettable chorus. Lesson number 1 in the “how to do metal” textbook. The anthemic, Metal Gods, is next – it was a crowd pleaser then, and it still is today. Breaking The Law follows and what can I say that hasn’t been said already? Yes, it’s cheesy as hell but it’s also a very memorable song – all the best ones are. Priest are the kings of the simple riff, and Grinder is the perfect example, along with United – another single from the album. With it’s football chant chorus – it was a sure fire winner. You Don’t Have To Be Old To Be Wise is the somewhat forgotten track on the album/ Its surrounded by classics, and the band very rarely play it live, which is a shame as I really like it. Mega single number 2 is up next with Living After Midnight, it shows just how good Priest were at writing catchy pop songs. The oddest track on the album, The Rage, is next with its almost reggae beginning – seems a little out of place until the fat riff kicks in. The last track, Steeler, finishes the album on a high as it’s one of my favourite Priest tunes. It has a killer riff and groove, and when you get to the middle and end sections with the epic chugga riff and wild solo – I’m sold!

They were on a roll when they released this. The two previous albums, Killing Machine, Stained Class, and the three after this one Point Of Entry, Screaming For Vengeance and Defenders Of The Faith were platinum albums. This loses half a mark for United.

9.5/10 from The Grooveman.