REVIEWS FROM MY VINYL COLLECTION

Day: September 11, 2023

KING DIAMOND – Fatal Portrait

This is the first album by King Diamond after the initial demise of Mercyful Fate. It was released in ’86. Strangely, for the kingly one this is not a concept album. Although Andy De LaRoque plays on the album, he doesn’t contribute to writing as he was a last minute replacement.

Just has some people struggle with the Cookie Monster vocals in a lot of today’s metal bands, a lot of people back in the day couldn’t quite get thier head around the falsetto squeals of King Billy. Personally, it doesn’t bother me that much as long as the music is good, and for the most part this album does indeed rock.

Favourite tune is The Portrait which is a reference to Dorian Gray, and the music is Prog metal before it was a thing and Mr. LaRoque riffs and plays like a beast. Other tunes of note are Charon which opens up Side 2 with some killer riffage and a pounding groove from Mickey Dee; and Lurking In The Dark where again, the axe playing of Mr. LaRoque is seriously good.

Of course, after this we all King D would go onto better things. Not a bad album though.

7/10 from The Grooveman.

VAMP – The Rich Don’t Rock

I think you can write on the back of a postage stamp what I know about these guys. They were formed in Germany in ’85 and released this (their only album) in ’89.

Their style of music is typical of all the hair bands around at the end of the eighties, and I was drawn in by the track Heartbreak, Heartache. A fun, good old, sing along party anthem with a great guitar sound and groove. I mean, somebody at Atlantic believed in them as they brought in the great Tony Platt to produce them.

Other than the aforementioned Heartbreak, Heartache there is Side 2 opener All Nite, which is my favourite track on the album. It’s an uptempo rocker that reminds me of prime time WASP, it even has a drum solo. They are definitely are at their best when they rock it up. Stand By Me is another tune that grabs the attention with a great intro and the Scorpions vibes are strong.

Is this a bad album? No! Is it a great album? No! It sits somewhere in between and lacks that one killer tune to set it alight.

7/10 from The Grooveman.