REVIEWS FROM MY VINYL COLLECTION

Day: January 7, 2022

PRETTY MAIDS – Red Hot And Heavy

This is the debut album released back in ’84 from Denmark’s leading exponents of metal. Lead by the superb Ronnie Atkins on vocals, I’ve always had a soft spot for this band. I’m also a sucker for the twin lead guitar sound, and in Rick Hanson and the delightfully named Ken Hammer, Pretty Maids have got it down to a T.

Opening track, Fortuna, is a take on Carmina Burana, before a real fast paced opening on the track Back To Black kicks in, and the title track follows with the band channeling their inner Judas Priest. Waitin’ For The Time To Come sounds like a different band as the vibe is more melodic rock, and parts of this song remind me of Def Leppard. Side 1 closes out with Cold Killer, which I think is about aliens out in space on their way to wipe out the human race.

Battle Of Pride kicks Side 2 into gear and is one of my favourites on the album with a nice up-tempo ditty that gets the foot a tappin’ and the head a bobbin’. Night Danger is another contender as the double kicks are pounding on this one. The more melodic side returns with A Place In The Night, and I have to say it reminds me of Runaway by Bon Jovi. Nice tune! The opening to Queen Of Dreams is pomp at its finest and something Styx and Angel would have been proud of. The album closes out with Little Darling with the chugga’s really drivin’ the song along.

Big fan of The Maids, and they would go one to release some killer records.

8.5/10 from The Grooveman.

EVERY MOTHERS NIGHTMARE – s/t

Hard Rock/Glam/Sleaze from Memphis Tennessee. If Motley Crüe and Faster Pussycat had a love child, EMN would be the offspring. They released two albums right at the beginning of the 90’s, of which this is the first. I think you’ll agree that it was not the best time to be putting out a glam rock record, but hindsight is a wonderful thing.

This one passed me by back in the day and I remember reading great reviews in Kerrang about it, but for some reason I never pulled the trigger. Happy to say that the reviews were pretty spot on as this is a great kick ass record to brighten up anyone’s day. I really love the opening two tracks, Hard To Hold, and Ez Come Ez Go – these guys can really groove and Steve Malone is a killer guitar player.

The brooding opening to Walls Come Down gives way to the sleaziest groove and riff you will hear anywhere – this was rightly was released as a single. They channel their inner Guns N Roses on Side 2 opener Listen Up, as the fast spoken vocal line really reminds me of Axl. Dues To Pay and Lord Willin are the speediest tunes on the album, and they both rock along with a great groove. The album closes out with Nobody Knows, and it has the sleaziest vibe of the whole record.

Happy I have this in the collection and if your a fan of the whole glam/sleaze thing then this is for you.

8.5/10 from The Grooveman.